Gronk cheap-shotting innocent Buffalonians.Losing their exalted status as The Exemplary NFL Franchise because Tom Brady’s insane guru can’t stop beefing with the head coach and plying the star tight end with organic uppers.Imagine legitimizing the Philadelphia Eagles. Watching their dynasty crumble at the hands of Nick Foles’s penis, handing over ultimate football bragging rights to the Eagles.

Enabling the country’s absolute WORST fans and encouraging them to cry out FAKE NEWS any time ESPN reports that Tom Brady forced the rest of the team to drink his steroid dealer’s patented Brain Milk, featuring six different strains of Zyklon B.

Benching and exiling one of their best cornerbacks (who was also a proven big game hero) right before the Super Bowl, driving that player to tears, keeping him out of the game even as the pass defense was crying out for help, never explaining why, and having the gall to get angry about it when asked.

Losing the Super Bowl on the same trick play their own quarterback failed to execute earlier in the game.

Here is what America will remember about this team instead: But no one’s gonna remember any of the good shit. This franchise has won five Super Bowls and has enjoyed a longstanding run of success that will never be duplicated in this sport, least of all by whoever ends up running this team when Bill Belichick decides to retire to life of carrying around tiny dogs and sucking face with every stepmom in Newport.

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